A married couple was enjoying a dinner out when a statuesque blonde
walked over to their table, exchanged warm greetings with the
husband and walked off.
"Who was that?" the wife demanded.
"If you must know," he coolly replied, "that was my mistress."
"Your mistress? I want a divorce!"
"Are you sure you want to give up a big house in the suburbs, a
Mercedes, furs, jewelry and a vacation home in Mexico?"
They continued dining in silence. Finally, the woman nudged her
husband and said, "Isn't that Howard over there? Who's he with?"
"That's his mistress," her husband replied.
"Oh," she said, taking a bite of dessert. "Ours is cuter."
Submitted by: Edgar Alejado
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